it's that time of the show

greetings:

when my parents ask me to be nice to someone i don’t like

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other country: wow we solved drug crimes by doing this and the problem is practically completely resolved
america: there is just no stopping the war on drugs........
other country: we have the most successful schools because we implement these rules to encourage real learning
america: no hope....... kids just cant cut it anymore........
other country: gun related crime is all but non existent thanks to our restrictions
america: wow..... if only there was some way to stop these shootings before they happened..............
other country: nothing bad has happened as a result of our equal marriage/bathroom laws for lgbt
america: if only there was a way.............................

sir-hathaway:

teawithaview:

The Ever Talented Chameleon Tilda Swinton

Trainwreck (2014)

Grand Budapest Hotel (2014)

David Bowie: The Stars (2013)

Only Lovers Left Alive (2013)

Moonrise Kingdom (2012)

I Am Love (2009)

Burn After Reading (2008)

Chronicles of Narnia (2005/2008/2010)

Orlando (1992)

TILDA SWINTON IS EVERYTHING!! YES

neyruto:

hobgoblinhero:

neyruto:

if you use a slur toward a group youre not a part of your punishment should be saying that slur over and over while locked in a room with a group of ridiculously strong people of said affected groups. your only weapon is a tiny set of maracas 

I would make it into a song and dance number in the stereotypical accent of that group. They wouldn’t stop laughing long enough to beat me up. 

have you ever interacted with other people in your life 

paperskull:

thatcurlyhurdgirl:

I will reblog this everyday

I want to marry Leslie Knope

me: *sees dog*
me: *forgets what im talking about and points out dog*
cosmictuesdays:

nadiacreek:

coelasquid:

deformutilated:

Fudge recipe on a headstone

I feel like I should make this just to be able to say a dead person taught me how to make it. Maybe I’ll do it for Halloween.

I desperately hope that she spent her entire life telling people that they could have her fudge recipe “over my dead body.”

That last comment is absolutely worth reblogging.

cosmictuesdays:

nadiacreek:

coelasquid:

deformutilated:

Fudge recipe on a headstone

I feel like I should make this just to be able to say a dead person taught me how to make it. Maybe I’ll do it for Halloween.

I desperately hope that she spent her entire life telling people that they could have her fudge recipe “over my dead body.”

That last comment is absolutely worth reblogging.

iamjohnlockedinlovewithyou:

This is so fucking cute.

wearingly:

I find it crazy how any of us can die at any moment yet we live our lives always planning for the future

save-spock-and-roll:

when no one in class is ready for the test

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queen-of-love-and-beauty:

"I don’t wear makeup so I don’t have to waste like an hour in front of the mirror every morning hahahaha"

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"open books not legs"

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"why have tequila shots when you can have tea?"

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"As always, late with Starbucks"

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"modest is hottest"

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"I’m not like those girls”

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one-handsome-devil:

stormcloaca:

thoughtlessclown:

I just want a serial killer to love me is that too much to ask

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evabadon:

"when women wear makeup they’re basically lying to us" well i don’t see why i’m being blamed for a man stupid enough to really think i have red and gold eyelids