when my parents ask me to be nice to someone i don’t like
The Ever Talented Chameleon Tilda Swinton
Grand Budapest Hotel (2014)
David Bowie: The Stars (2013)
Only Lovers Left Alive (2013)
Moonrise Kingdom (2012)
I Am Love (2009)
Burn After Reading (2008)
Chronicles of Narnia (2005/2008/2010)
TILDA SWINTON IS EVERYTHING!! YES
if you use a slur toward a group youre not a part of your punishment should be saying that slur over and over while locked in a room with a group of ridiculously strong people of said affected groups. your only weapon is a tiny set of maracas
I would make it into a song and dance number in the stereotypical accent of that group. They wouldn’t stop laughing long enough to beat me up.
have you ever interacted with other people in your life
Fudge recipe on a headstone
I feel like I should make this just to be able to say a dead person taught me how to make it. Maybe I’ll do it for Halloween.
I desperately hope that she spent her entire life telling people that they could have her fudge recipe “over my dead body.”
That last comment is absolutely worth reblogging.
This is so fucking cute.
I find it crazy how any of us can die at any moment yet we live our lives always planning for the future
when no one in class is ready for the test
"I don’t wear makeup so I don’t have to waste like an hour in front of the mirror every morning hahahaha"
"open books not legs"
"why have tequila shots when you can have tea?"
"As always, late with Starbucks"
"modest is hottest"
"I’m not like those girls”
I just want a serial killer to love me is that too much to ask
"when women wear makeup they’re basically lying to us" well i don’t see why i’m being blamed for a man stupid enough to really think i have red and gold eyelids